Tornados are going to kill me today

Posted in: News, Freak Comics :: 5 Comments
15
Nov ‘05
Weather map

I’m writing this from my basement. There are friends of ours on the way to join my family and me in the basement. Tornados sirens have just sounded. In 2 minutes the worst is supposed to hit. There is an 80% chance of multiple tornados today. If I survive, you’ll get lots of content, all afore mentioned. Well I’m off to go die now.

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  1. Vulcore November 15, 2005 at 1:39 pm

    well… have fun with… all that… yeah (this is just one more reason to move to northern Illinois)

  2. Joe November 15, 2005 at 2:08 pm

    I’m still alive… the tornado watch goes until 5pm. If I die, I want to be mummified and buried with all of my worldly possessions in a tomb with my family and friends… they will be left alive of course to die a slow and horrible death, and they will usher me in to the after life where I will return as a mummy and continue writing my blog… and eating brains.

  3. Hyperion November 15, 2005 at 3:05 pm

    Northern, Il have them too, have you ever heard of the following: Plainfield (WORSE), Bollingbrook, Aurora, Romeoville, Rockford,

    HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!

    WERE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNN!

  4. Vulcore November 15, 2005 at 6:32 pm

    hey hyperion - do you mind not meddling with my inside joke - Joe knew exactly what I was talking about. Regardless, I know all those towns and since they’re worthless I don’t care if they get wiped from the face of the Earth.

  5. Ryan November 22, 2005 at 3:02 pm

    oh you big baby Joey, come down to Texas. We invented Tornadoes! ;)

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