Tag: spider-man

  • 8 Reasons Why Aunt May Must Die!

    May Reilly Parker is a kindly old woman. She’s Peter Parker’s Aunt. She’s also old and gross. She’s been alive for far too long and it’s about time she was welcomed by Death’s sweet embrace. Here are eight reasons why Aunt May must die: Aunt May is unbelievably old Aunt May’s first appearance was in […]

  • The Initiative: The Mighty Avengers 1 + 2

    After the events of Marvel’s Civil War, Tony Stark was appointed as director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Initiative was implemented, meaning that each state has a super hero group assigned to protect it. Although I was extremely bored with Civil War, I’m really enjoying most of the Initiative titles. The Mighty Avengers, however is not […]

  • Batman: Return of the Dark Knight on Youtube

    A few days ago I received a comment from Kourosh Rahimpour, the genius behind Batman Defenders of the Night and it’s sequel, Batman and Robin: Dark Betrayal. It turns out that Kourosh Rahimpur (Batman) and Arvin Tounian (Robin) have teamed up once more for a third installment entitled Batman: Return of the Dark Knight. Bruce […]

  • Spider-Man Back in Black

    Spider-Man has been going through a lot of crap lately. First, he becomes Tony Stark’s personal whore and switches to a super high-tech, poorly designed (aesthetically speaking) costume. He supports the Registration Act because his daddy figure, Stark, supports it. Then he’s coaxed in to revealing his true identity by Stark on national T.V. Then […]

  • Mary Jane Comiquette Statue… good god!

    The interwebs are all abuzz about the Mary Jane Comiquette statue. I don’t know what the big deal is though. Marvel is obviously just trying to outdo the DC Supergirl statue. At least Mary Jane is of legal age… Supergirl is SIXTEEN… let’s not forget that. Oh, what’s that you say? She’s actually older than […]

  • Avengers: The Initiative #1 and #2

    I really didn’t plan on reading any of the initiative titles beyond Initiative #1 (which is an introduction in to several tie-ins)… but the guys at the comic shop misunderstood my request and ended up pulling each and every Initiative comic. I had fully planned on canceling these and complaining, but I got lazy and […]

  • Marvel Zombies vs. Army of Darkness #2

    I am enjoying this series. It’s not at all what I expected. I nearly didn’t buy in to it and wasn’t sure what to expect. In this issue, Ash is rescued by Spider-Man, teams up briefly with the Punisher, and gets his brains bitten out by Howard the Duck. It was pretty shocking to see […]

  • The Marvel Universe is in Bad Shape

    Predictions for the Marvel Universe.

  • The Death of Captain America: Get Over it!

    Everyone is abuzz over the Death of Captain America. Apparently he gets shot by a sniper in Captain America #25… but I didn’t read that for myself, it’s all over the news! On Wednesday Captain America #25 was released and it’s already selling out like crazy at various comic shops. My copy is tucked safely […]

  • Rachelle Goguen’s Journey into Darkness

    Rachelle Goguen (Living Between Wednesdays) recently wrote an article entitled My MARVEL-ous Journey Which briefly documents what I’m calling her Journey into Darkness: I am trying to discover why I hold undying love for the DC universe, yet am pretty much apathetic toward the Marvel cast of characters. She sites three reasons for being enamored […]